Shannon is one of the few people who could hit Stewart’s utter fucking fury at that SILLY TUNE OVER AND OVER

If Pete Davidson is the modern-day equivalent of James Stewart, God help us all.

I’d be substantially more interested if it was a one-man Michael Shannon show. Just let him be everyone—George Bailey, Mr. Potter, Mary, the kids, Clarence.

“We’ve killed off half the other actors so far and I haven’t seen a single camera!”

That’s cool! Zooey Deschanel is yet another example of that trend with actresses. I am happy that New Girl happened though- for a comfort-food-style sitcom, it’s far smarter than its contemporaries, due in no small part for Deschanel. Her character’s so dynamic, she has such an almost real-life temperament.

All recognition to Lindsay Ellis’s multi-part video essay on Transformers on this, but it is worth pointing out that Jennifer’s Body is also shat upon because Megan Fox spent the peak of her career getting shat upon for her roles, and absolutely undeservedly. If you watch her character, and her relationship to Shia…

Dennis Quaid AND Meg Ryan.

“Good news bad news. We booked someone from the Quaid family!”
“Oh wow! Dennis Quaid?!”
“Uhhh...”
“His rising star son Jack?!”
“Hmmm how to put this...”
“I mean I guess technically Meg Ryan...”
“Look, listen, he’s in my car and I probably shouldn’t leave him there...”
Sirens in the distance and the sound of tires squealing

Roger Stone?

James Woods as himself.

Randy Quaid: The Four Seasons Total Landscaping of Hollywood.

Jon Voigt, James Woods, Kevin Sorbo, Kirk Cameron, Scott Baio and Randy Quaid. Now there’s a cast just begging to do a low rent adaptation of an Ayn Rand novel.

Jack really rocked it in Plus One, which is worth checking out.

Randy Quaid turned in to Crack Santa so gradually I didn’t even notice.

Poor Jack Quaid.

You know, all those years ago, when Meg Ryan bailed on this family, she really made a fantastic decision.

Ooof.

You can always tell a Milford man.

One of those times the kids know to make themselves scarce because dad’s had a bad day at the office.

From what I’ve read the only thing keeping your wife’s cat from killing you is its size.