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I mean, their first exchange in Hell was:

Plus, her initial reaction: “...Am I a flip phone?!”

I was like, “Why is Nate cheese?” and my mom replied “Because he’s cheesy dude... duh.”

The first half of S5 was a little bit of a dip for me, too, after how fantastic S4 was, but, damn, the back half freakin’ killed.

Does this require a spoiler alert?

That tricky prick Michael has to have him stashed away somewhere.

Another parallel between Charlotte Richards’ and Dan’s deaths? Now there’s two episodes of Lucifer that will forever make me ugly cry. 

If I remember correctly, there is no general duty to rescue. You have to have some kind of special relationship, I believe. 

I was deeply offended by Medusa’s wig in the promo stills for that show. It still haunts me. (Like, you’re going to shoot the thing in IMAX but the wig looks like a CW cast off?!)

I think the obvious choice is a Squirrel Girl and Ms. Marvel team-up. Yes, please. 

To me, the biggest “test” of Eternals (along the same lines as yours with Angelina Jolie) is the size and starpower of the cast, couple with a now Oscar-winning director. That’s a lot of capital to gamble on a very strange IP (for the record, I enjoyed Neil Gaiman’s Eternals run) that doesn’t appear to have the innate

The incredulity with which LW#2 reacts to his lady-friend’s assertion that he’s the best boyfriend she’s ever had is just another reminder that the bar is so, so low. Like, I think for the most part, women just want someone who can pay their own bills and is nice to us.

I’m not even sure I had properly figured out how often to change my sheets when I was 19. 

“I’m not an Uber, Dan,” was another line-reading that killed. Not series-great, but definitely season.

I was pretty much on board with the prank until the bloodbath started. And then, when Lucifer appeared and gave his speech, I was just like holy shit this was revenge for shooting him.

I just use the little soft wax ones they make for swimmers.

I have a whole tirade about how I think popcorn ruins movies (even outside of the misophonia concerns). Yeah, I used to date a guy who was not great about always chewing with his mouth closed, and I did not know why until the first time I had dinner with him and his mom - and she chewed with her mouth open. It was one

I also watch this show with my mom! I introduced her to it during quarantine and we binged the whole thing. She goes into everything cold, which makes her reactions pretty fantastic. 

Haysbert on his own was a bit meh (I genuinely think it’s just a difficult song) but the whole thing really came together in the harmony.

After the laundry list of places God has seen naked people on in Lucifer’s apartment, I remarked aloud “What a way to find out your dad has been spying on all your orgies.”