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The chemistry was... on point. I was also weirdly into it. 

Behrad is such a gem and, you’re right, his character could have easily been one-note. But the Legends casting director(s) really has a gift for finding actors who just ooze charisma.

Behrad’s remark about processing how is best friend is in love with his sister who lived basically the same life experiences as him in another timeline = beautiful. Also kind of a good point as to why keeping both Behrad and Zari 1.0 is probably redundant and not the best idea. 

I’ve never been completely on board with Nate and Zari Original Flavor (ambivalent, mostly), but, damn, those looks he shot her way this episode? Way to sell it, bud.*

I thought the way they wove in (no pun intended) their wishes from the table conversation in last episode was really well-done and clever. 

The angry orphan kid filching Little Debbie cakes from the cafeteria is now definitely Hourman’s kid, right? I knew he would eventually take up the Hourman mantle (I’ve seen the show’s poster image), but now knowing that Hourman survived only to die with his wife in Blue Valley?

Is there a better analogy for the darkest timeline than “in a Tyler’s anus?”

Yeah, the last few minutes of the episode watching everyone die - even Gary and Astra - was kind of devastating, despite knowing they’re all coming back. Kind of the the Grand Dusting at the end of Infinity War. But with zombies. And waaaay more violent. 

The powers of geometry. 

Gideon doing that bunny hop was perfect. 

“No, Astra was about to really go for it. Zari, hide that fork.”

I love that the gif cat looked like ZariCat, too. 

Des kinda told Johnny C to go fuck himself after he was freed from Neron. 

Olivia Swann must be SO TALL because Jes Macallan is not a short lady. 

Changing Channels, Legends-style? I’m into it. 

I’m still loving this set up of the Paragon of Destiny, Inc. vs. Literal Fate.

Zari 2.0 has SO MUCH MORE chemistry with Constantine than Nate. I ship it. I was mostly ambivalent about Zari Original Flavor and Nate (I thought it was more awkward than anything else), but Zari 2.0 and Constantine? In. To. It.

Yeah! She had a partner and everything! I looked it up though, and it’s Holly Hunter, not Laura Linney. But still.

Mostly I remember Ewan McGregor’s bizarre and distracting haircut. I also feel like he wore a lot of blouses? Also, didn’t Laura Linney play an angel or something? It was a weird fucking movie. 

Honestly I screamed during the entire dance. I am a nightmare to watch TV with.