Meh. Close enough. Not like she deserved one.

I just think it’s a matter of disclosure rules being enforced equally. Capital One wouldn’t put Samuel L Jackson on a tv spot and not officially list him as a sponsor because, as you mentioned, it’s obvious that he is. If Capital One didn’t, I’d hope the FTC would come in and say something like they did here.

What in god’s name does this story have to do with anything?

Well said? He just compared low wage workers to people who were legally owned by other humans. That’s fucking insanity and beyond insulting to people who live through the horror of slavery which included but was not limited to: rape, murder, public executions, beatings, withholding of education and separating of…

To make fun of people, I assume.

I’d rather not have our government set rules on tastefulness.

Well yeah, when we’re told farting in the general vicinity of a minority is racist, the lines can get a little blurry over the years.

That’s 3 words.

Oh jesus christ. This is not World War III.

How do you avoid going into a food coma after having gyros for lunch?

Huh? Those aren’t the only two explanations as to why there’s no 3rd kid. Maybe their bodies stopped working in that way, maybe he got snipped or maybe he just pulls out.

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Wait, putting aside the slavery part, how is the logic off? I’d bet my next mortgage payment that AP received similar beatings from his parents.

Then you need to catch up on contemporary jewish conspiracy theory! According to absolute mad-men, the jews fight proxy wars much like the USSR and USR during the cold war. Current anti semitic thought says that the jews, through social and economical means are purposely turning blacks and whites against each other…

That’s a weird ass way to go through life.

Oh, I know they absolutely did - I’m just trying to figure out how the defense was trying to reach a not guilty verdict. Giving the evidence against them, I feel like a lawyer would talk them into accepting one but you never know - the convicted felons very easily could have demanded the trial thinking they were…

The gif that keeps on giving.

Do you know if they denied having the guns or denied making the threats? I can’t imagine the lawyer would argue that with a straight face but you never know.

La-sha coming with the spicy comments! Love it.

Jesus. You’re really butt hurt over this aren’t you?