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You've got to hand it to Rondo; not many people can manage to look harmless in two different sports.

It couldn't have happened to a fatter idiot. OK, maybe Andy Reid.

@tastes_like_burning: I'll admit to knowing what you're referencing and I think we should both be fucking ashamed.

The problem with comparing her to Steve King and other nutters is that King isn't like Palin.

@ClueHeywood: Agreed. I got flashbacks of Tebow addressing the "Gator Nation." What an abortion of a press conference.

And now I know the true origins of the puffy shirt.

Those Smurf tears will sustain me for years to come.

@DWD: Your comments/perceptions are more LOL-worthy than you can imagine. The small-government sentiment you're expressing consistently upholds actions like this which are interpreted as addressing theft. Enforcing contracts, protecting property, physical security etc. are the fundamental functions that small

@AirBratz23: Notre Dame wasn't ranked in the preseason this year. Since 2002, they've only had preseason ranking in the '02, '05 and '09 seasons. They at least finished 9th in '05.

@inverts: Pffft. TCU nearly lost their shit and let SDSU pin 35 points on them. Meanwhile, BSU plays against just 3 other teams with winning records in the WAC. Yes, football powerhouses like Hawaii, Nevada and...wait for it...Fresno-mother-fucking-State.

@AirBratz23: Yeah. Consistently playing against ranked opponents within competitive conferences will do that for you.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I remember someone calling an ESPN game last week (west-coast, evening game) who couldn't hide their Boise boner. He said something along the lines of, "Hey, Boise beat Oregon last year so Boise deserves to play for the title." His fellow commentator quickly made him eat shit by stating

Pull for Auburn unless you want to see Boise State Smurfs or TCU play in the championship game. Shitty conferences need to know their place. I also hate Alabama so, win-win.

@Rachel_Something: He was probably thinking that it would add to his appeal. "Hey, maybe if she see's my unbuttoned shirt she'll think I'm a stud. Then the penis poking will seal the hook-up!"

I would think that Jeff Goldblum getting deported would be a bigger story.

Fuck. Can we go one game without the announcers blowing somebody? Hearing them choke on Rex Ryan for talking shit is unbearable.

For a while, I thought the Lions weren't going to comply with the Thanksgiving tradition of getting shat on by another team. I'm glad to see that they're sticking with it.