@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Shit, I didn't even know about the drummer. I was talking about the greasy guitar player.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Don't lie, brah'. You know wanted to stuff that big girl's turkey.

@Maymar: I'm not Canadian, but you could make the case that Coors has a taste as cold as the Canadian Rockies. She wins on technicality but there's point deduction because it's Light.

How in the world do they have any credibility? I mean, I can't even make an oxycontin run to Florida on the Volt's electric range. They expect me to blow money on gas when I need that cash to get seriously fucked up before I go rabid on the air? That's a bunch of bull shit.

I hadn't been that (punch) drunk since Georgia.

At least he has his community service to keep him busy.

@Googlo The Otaku Ninja: And that would be a dock at the bottom of the Windows 1.0 screenshot. They scrapped it for the taskbar as time went by only to come back to the dock again in Windows 7.

@prismatism is Team Bella: +1 :)

@chakrabs: "I don't know this Channing Crowder," Ryan said, bringing up the topic unprompted. "All I know is that he's all tatted up, so I guess I ought to be nervous about him. He's right about one thing: I am a first-time head coach, but I've been around the game all my life. I'm no different than I've ever been,…

@chakrabs: It's only fitting for a fan-base that talks so much shit (and has next to nothing to show for it) to rack up the numbers in this category. The football gods are just.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Fuck.

@banalna: Being a father (see: STEVE HOLT!) changes everything. I would take a whizz through my $5,000 suit to see this guy do hard time in prison.

Not content with being ostracized for killing a 14 year-old while speeding and multiple prior D.U.I.s, David Weaving is going for the all-around Piece of Shit of a Human Being title.

@Thomas Bailey: The state's response in the article was, "Yeah, we fucked up on that. Our bad."

@reenelk: I do believe the Bible allows for women-hating on strangers that I have no ties to. See: Stonings and slut-shaming. Nice try, heathen!

So, as a man, if I told her to shut the fuck up she would have to wouldn't she? If she's out preaching then she's not in the home where she belongs. Could it be that she's actually an agent of...SATAN?!!?

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: We would have also accepted Ball State University.

They must be trying to retake the neocon crown after Oklahoma out-Texas'd Texas.

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: Quite possibly, yes. Most people I know, myself included, cheer for their team's league regardless if their team is actually playing in the World Series. The Yankees (+ Red Sox = new Yankees) and the ancient D.H. debate fuel my hatred for the A.L.

@Always Winning: Thanks, brah'.