@Kevin-Pecoraro: Yeah. I liked that a lot of them were open to the cross-over. Plenty of them enjoyed it. Some of them took it as serious fucking business that destroyed their day, which is as pathetic as it is hilarious.

@huls: To be fair, it's been a slow weekend for the Deadspin community (and sports, for that matter) because of the holiday. The NHL, NBA and NFL are also in the off-season, so we only really have MLB to discuss with light World Cup coverage.

Few things are as funny as someone experiencing a ridiculously unwarranted level of butt-hurt.

@leslieannelevine: Ah, OK. I wasn't picking up on that.

@melissa grey: I was going to come here to say the same thing.

@leslieannelevine: I was referring to your second paragraph in which you mentioned that soccer fans are divided because of the lack of women's apparel for the national team. That's why I mentioned it's strange considering other sports leagues to create apparel for both fans. There are NFL women's jerseys are just cut…

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish AGAIN: I must've been away for the shitstorm. Though, I have seen Moe authoring posts at Deadspin from time-to-time (not just cross-site links). We must not be accustomed to her humor at times, but it's not that bad.

@morninggloria: Yeah, well, the guy in the $600 banana suit is going to remember that?

@leslieannelevine: Strange. There is and has been plenty of NFL and MLB apparel for women since I can remember. Both leagues have also gotten Alyssa Milano to create and pitch for another line in addition to the existing women's line. Alyssa makes me want to buy more exorbitantly priced NFL merchandise for my…

Do we, at Deadspin, have to look forward to a Jezebel editor presiding over us in the future? Or has this happened yet?

@Al Swearengen hates cocksuckers: Coming from American football and not being a soccer fan myself, offside is insane to me anyway. If you can't stay on your man, tough shit. You get scored on. Afraid of cherry-picking/camping in front of goals? There's a defensive price to be paid for camping so it doesn't bother me.

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@anteptitulan: It was a 50/50 call. Replay showed that and the half-time analysis didn't make a convincing case either way. Like the NFL, the call on the field should stand if you can't decisively prove otherwise.

@Kam Fong As Chin Ho:

@ConnieMortadella: Cuffed short-shorts, open shirt, popped collar, and no socks. The ultimate metro-douche.

@shmendo: Though we have yet to see if they have a final solution for winning it all.

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@UkraineNotWeak: Franco and Hitler. Spain and Germany. It's the frenemy match of the tournament.

@El-Diablo: I don't know, bro. They didn't really get jobbed because they got a point-blank range penalty kick out of it and fucking choked. They made it to penalty kicks and choked again.

Suarez ain't shit. Nothing beats my hand-ball.