@ProperBritish: We have a betting pool at work and all of us have bet on the Mannschaft ramming England with no lube. Enjoy it.

I give you Reagan as a young boy. Some things never change.

@The Person Mangino Ate: The woman to his left might be Korean, in which case he's doing it to land good ass. Worth it.

@BaconCat: And probably Russia. Oh, the irony as they are Slavs and thus not even Germanic.

It looks like it's going to be the Danes who have to fall on their swords today.

Blow the fucking whistle, it's already 2 minutes over +4.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-2

Hahaha, Italy just got fucked on a missed goal call. No worries, they'll just flop in front of the net like they did against New Zealand this year and Australia in 2006 to land a penalty kick.

@sir_pantsalot: Slovakia v. Italy: [futbol.univision.com]

@ConnieMortadella: Why, that's not gay at all.

@chakrabs: I remember that video well. Fucking hilarious.

@MMonte: Yeah, they got the skin tone totally off. Really, it should be more like "Wesley Snipes Black."

@The Person Mangino Ate: Spain gets a pass thanks to Sara Carbonero. Fuuuuuck, seriously.

Hate List:

@tastes_like_burning: The power of Christ compels you to kneel before this irrefutable proof, heathen!

Tebow hype hasn't peaked and I'm already thinking his mom having an abortion wouldn't have been such a bad idea.

Also...

@Kid Canada: It was preceded by Bautista being an alleged little bitch, so I'd be laughing too.

@The Person Mangino Ate: They must have mistaken the Kiwis for Aussies because they tried it already in '06.