@Stymie99: Not cool, bro'.

@SynicVance2.0: Chile may have a superiority complex going on like Argentina does. Being a well-developed country with a democratic history (despite Pinochet) makes them the exception to much of South American history. It's still not a good reason to be a dick, though.

If a guy name after "shit" can land a woman like that, there's hope for anyone.

I'm loving the level of butt-hurt Boston is experiencing.

The French giving up should come as a surprise to no one. Aside from being true to form, they never should have qualified with Henry channeling Maradona.

@Dopey Jauron: I read that guy's comment, too. Although, you don't have to sign up over there. You can use the same login for all these Gawker blogs.

"Why is everyone giving my bro' Koman Coulibal shit? He made the right call."

I didn't know Jim Joyce had a black brother.

This only comes as a surprise to people who aren't aware of the level of 'hood in some Laker fans.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I knew Mormons were on some shit, but DAYUM they must have been trippin' hard.

@Elster's Army: Whoa, Carbonero, Whoa!

A wheelchair is on standby for Pierce in the event of defeat.

@ssheywood: I don't know, brah'. Check out the Fleshbot link because I don't see any scars.

No off-season is complete without some shady shit going down or coming to light.

@SponsoredbyV8: Magic Johnson can attest to that.

@hector villanueva's posse: How much longer will we have to suffer?

@Thunderclees: Soccer players will grab their face if someone so much as farts in their direction from across the field.

I can't hate on Australia after that pic, or on Paraguay.

Sheed always reacts like he's never committed a foul in his life.

@Bobby Big Wheel: No doot aboot it.