Ah, yes. The old “it’s not in my neighborhood and I stay in after a certain hour so it’s not my problem” attitude.

To be fair, you could replace the banjo player from Mumford & Sons with an old Showbiz Pizza animatronic and it barely change their sound or image.

i know she’s a Bad Person, but we don’t talk enough about how, almost more importantly, she’s a Bad Actress. i’m so fucking glad i don’t have to see her in star wars anymore.

Honestly my favorite part of the movie is that the so called genius billionare was in fact dumb as a sack of rocks.

Millions, if not tens or even dozens!

Was not expecting so many Woody Allen simps in the comments section. He ain't never gonna fuck you, guys, what with you not being his adopted daughter and all.

Lee Pace is just the latest of many proof points over several decades that my gaydar is deeply dysfunctional, because I, a straight woman, seem to be primarily attracted to gay men. If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to rewatch Pushing Daisies for the nth time.

I like how the real killer has a cameo in the trailer: the owl.

Counterpoint: fossil fuels are unacceptable.....

Dowd, I’m glad the last movie you reviewed for this site was a halfway decent one. I’ll miss your good work around here.

I was born in ‘81. So I had an 80s/90s hybrid childhood. I missed out on that 80s teen fun and fashion. One thing a lot of young people don’t understand about the 80s? The paranoia. The misguided war on drugs had us all convinced a stranger would jump out at us and force us to take angel dust. We also had police come…

and this is somehow fine in “the greatest country in the world!!”

“1978, you have so many crimes to answer for!"

Not even mentioning the fact that its based on a brutal rape told from the perspective of the two men it affected and basically not giving a shit about the woman that was raped at all

I thought the Last Duel was a very well done movie. But I am not going to fault anyone who feels a 2 1/2 hour historical movie that repeatedly portrays a rape from different perspectives, in all of which it is horrifying, might not be their entertainment of choice 

If I ever meet him, I think I’ll go meta and recognize him as Charles-Haden Savage and talk about how much I liked Brazzos.

After that, he stabs you with joy and then pisses on your grave with compassion.

I’m generally disinclined to get into it with people who talk about how critics need to be “objective” and refer to movies as “content,” but I do like talking about myself so I’m going to humor you, User Named Mark.

She is acting in a role where she has to wear a wig (see her Instagram post from 10/28/2020).  The wig needs to fit to her head tightly and braiding your hair close to your head is one of the best ways to do that.  

It’s all in the delivery. “I’m a terrible guesser. My wife asked me, ‘Guess what I’ll be for Halloween’ and I said ‘Drunk on rum?’”