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I thank you for your patience. Sometimes the “is Biden really better?” people anger me more, how is that even a question? And what makes them think Trump could possibly be better than Biden? Sometimes I think it’s the roundabout way of saying “I’m voting for Trump” without actually saying it. Also... anyone else have

Never ceases to amaze me that Netflix will make a big deal about how they’re getting a “franchise” only to let it go after a season or two. MST3K isn’t L&O, but it has a niche fan base and those of us who grew up with it (looking at me) will love it forever, regardless if it’s Joel, Mike, or Jonah hosting. I will

You should be embarrassed by your comment honestly. 

Man. I didn’t know this about her and it’s the whitest, most Republican thing anyone can say. Like “born on 3rd base but thinks she hit a triple” shit. I’m surprised no one has called her out on this bullshit but I guess she was really good at playing up how “relatable” she was. Oy. So she supports anti-LGBTQ and

You have to come from money to “see the fiscal benefits of some of the Republican policies.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, there’s still plenty of meat on that bantha! Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato - baby, you’ve got a stew goin’!

Lemme tell ya a little story about directing. I was supervising reshoots on The Mandalorian. Never once touched my per diem. Went to craft services, got blue milk, some bacon, couple of radishes... Baby Yoda, I had a stew goin!

All I’m saying is that men have been in control and the major decision makers in many countries since the beginning of time, and look where we’re all at. The earth is literally dying. People are literally dying. There is dissent in the US, as well as many other developed and undeveloped countries. Wars. Genocides.

I’ve actually heard that laughter creates 5x as much power as scream.

America! We’re so great that I’m sick of winning!!!!

The only problem I can see about making a star vehicle movie for Pete Davidson is that it requires us to watch Pete Davidson for almost two hours.  Even SNL figured out that he works great for maybe a sketch and a cameo each week at best.  No one wants to watch him for two hours

Paul Reubens and the late Fred Willard nod, knowingly.

Mark Hamill also tweeted in support of him:

Lake Mungo holds the distinction of having the single scariest scene I’ve ever witnessed in a horror movie, and everyone who’s seen the movie knows exactly what I’m talking about

My God, the comments here. We truly live in the dumbest time in history.

They knew their place

Because “listen to women” means “every woman should be unequivocally believed without qualification”?

I mostly agree with the piece, but I detect the author slightly turning his nose up at the “anything-for-a-laugh” movies that came after Airplane. Some of my absolute favourite spoof movies are from that era, and I don’t think there’s anything necessarily wrong with prioritising the yuks over “character” or “theme”.