None of you are free from sin.

Silly you, don’t you know that sex workers aren’t physically capable of not consenting to sex? That they just have to sleep with every single person who propositions them? (Seriously that is the vibe I’m getting from this lady, that because the victim consented to sex in the past, and because she consented to sex with…

With sex work you are consenting to sex within the condition that payment will be rendered for the sex act. Its sort of equivalent to consenting to sex with a condom, only to later discover that the penetrator took it off secretly. With conditional consent rescinding the conditions under which the consent was given…

Yup, been there, done that.

Yeah, as much as I mistrust taxi drivers, at least I know that their company keeps tabs on their driving records, and that the city can revoke their medallion. I’ve had too many uber experiences where the driver seemed to have slept through drivers ed.

Confirmation class lock in at the church I witnessed a guy snort a line of coke, and another guy get a hand job in the gross basement bathroom. We were all 14.

bless you friend, you’re truly doing the lord’s work.

I knew people in high school who did this, the real trick was mixing 1 part vodka to about 4 or 5 parts water so that the smell isn't as strong and so that you can chug and only get the buzz of a couple shots.

Okay but I need to know who the guy in the middle is.

Why does he remind me of Smeagol?

I think this is a sign that god doesn't love me anymore.

I mean, my college’s D&D guild did basically the same thing, where’s their international news story?

Either they haven’t filed those charges yet (waiting for more information) or in other places I’ve seen this story reported its written that its not actual child porn, just pornography distributed to a minor, and so the charges are related to delinquency of a minor and the like.

I feel weird about this lawsuit, because on the one hand just love your kid dudes, but on the other hand, that was a royal fuck up on the part of the clinic, and I know from experience that picking a donor is a lot more difficult than “i want my kid to be the same race as me/look like me”. When my mom was looking for…

The wording in this article and the suit is a lot grosser than the original reports I heard about this story which were that the couple had chosen a specific donor (when choosing a donor you get to pick a lot of different options such as “I want the donor to look like me so the kid looks like me” choosing someone who…

I once had my legs crossed for long enough in math class that the bottom one fell asleep, and when it was my turn to go up to the board I put my weight on it and instantly face planted in front of the whole class.

Well the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college my boyfriend transferred to a different school and didn't tell me until a week before move in day...

My great mother is the same age as her majesty, and she keeps a commuter mug full of chilled gin on her at all times. I guess when you’ve lived that long you earn the right to chug beefeater.

The majority of the desnudas are latina.

To be fair, Times Square has always been a shit show, back in the 60’s and 70’s it was all skin cinemas, and through the 1800’s and early 1900’s it was known as Satan’s circus on account of all that sinning going on.