One of my favorite things to do at work is to simply respond with the forwarded email that contains whatever they said that they’re now claiming they didn’t say.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

She was clearly asking for it, hanging around with hookers and all.

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

Is this related to the C-130 circling Manhattan earlier? Did Russian hackers alter this hotels’ Yelp rating? Does Donald Trump sleep in nude in an oxygen tent he believes gives him sexual powers? It’s all speculation at this point.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

“Introducing our 500 Foot measuring tape, made of the finest malleable silver, in a handsome chestnut case. Great for exact placement of our ultra rare southern Mongolian bamboo yard set, or in my case, proximity to elementary schools.”

I was skiing in Sun Valley, Idaho about 20 years ago... Schwarzenegger strutted in, in a tight, purple ski suit. I’m putting on my boots on the bench to the side, he puts his hands on his hips, stops and say “See, Marie, we are one of the normal people” and marched up stairs.

That’s kind of interesting. I think it’s common in just about every average profession to excel in something that might check certain boxes for you, but doesn’t define or complete you. I guess we tend to assume that anyone who reaches such a level of excellence in a sport must be completely obsessed. But that’s a…

Does wishing painful death on every person involved with either’s Trump campaign or his transition make me a horrible person? Because that’s all I have at this point, a desire for all these fuckers to suffer.

I hear you, but it’s like if there was somebody drowning and instead of throwing that person a life preserver, we all just sat around and imagined innovative and disruptive ways to save a drowning life..

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

My wife likes this show, so I watched stretches of it, including this reunion, Mosty, I love every scene with Emily Gilmore. I find her far more interesting and likable than any other character. I also liked Paris way more than Rory.

its from the matrix - thats laurence fishburne.

To accept Romney because the Overton Window’s been moved so far to the right is the first step into hell. It’s not “being the bigger person” or “wishing he does well for America.” Rationalize it how you will, a man or woman who will sell themselves out this quickly and this utterly has no moral or political compass…

No, I’m an amateur waste of space.

Rise up, Giuliani’s ego. You have nothing to lose. You live inside a very old man, and he will never hold national government now. Only the fire in your core holds him aloft above his grave. Such an ancient power must not drain out in humiliation. It must explode.

he orders his steaks well done. i bet he orders a side of ranch with everything he gets.