Man, the Home Improvement reboot looks awful.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

Any redneck that rolls into North Philadelphia on Election Day is going to have a very bad time.

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Right? Which is what makes it so fucked up.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

I’m familiar with that—hence my comments about “popular among the uneducated,” “lowered taxes,” “grand projects.”

But it’s hard to take Nero seriously as a true friend of proletariat given his proliferate spending on a massive new palace complex (after the Great Fire) and massive parties that did much to drain the…

Suck a Dick, Ed.

Crush your enemies

Was there any correspondence with Billy Bush?

Braided belts and JNCO jeans were the shit at my middle school. I can almost hear the Offspring playing right now...

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

Also, that was so long, slow moving and unsatisfying in the end, it could be an Andy Reid 2-minute drill.

Chase is a friend of my friend’s husband. He was at their wedding a while back aaaand rumor around the room was him selling prescription drugs in the bathroom. Cannot confirm, but I have never got a good vibe from him.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

There’s a bigger issue here of which this is only an example: the purpose of Academe.

This year, I had five football players ask me to adjust their grades after the semester or to let them to extra/makeup work after the semester had ended so that they could bump a D to a C, or an F to a D. I said no to all five, and a few expressed astonishment. Clearly, they’re getting special treatment from some…

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.