Some names ARE just stupid. My ex- husband’s uncle went to school with a girl named Toralora Lipschitz.. Gets me every time:-)

My trainer us a black guy from the Bronx with a very Waspy name,but his sister’s name is LaQueesha.... He always says, you get nowhere in the world if you are black and you have a name like that . He named his sons Ian and Avery.

Oops- NOT fancy- my bad... I’m in a foreign country today so jet Lagos fucking up my typing.

You nailed it... One correction though- and as a Jew, I don’t want to claim him, but both of his recently deceased parents were Jewish. I know where page grew up and it was it fancy schmancy at all. He acquired those affectations by osmosis I guess

Yes Mr. Boehner! I hadn’t read your comment before I posted mine. That scene with the waiter was despicable! He’s useless. Has he actually ever had a real job? And club appearances where you spray the crowd with champagne does not count as gainful employment.

What the fuck? He’s the guy that shoved twenty dollar bills down a waiter’s throat! Total douchebag. The cane schtick might’ve worked for someone else- but it was such an obvious “ oh here’s the quirky thing I’m doing please notice me” routine that it fell flat.

You do all know that Princeton Mom is divorced so what The Fuck does she know?!

I actually got married at thr Russian Tea Room... That’s their everyday decor:-).

Yes! That! The goddamn “nipplegate”! How stupid was that ? It really did set her back,huh? I will always love her, no matter what! Remember the video with Antonio Sabato Jr. that Herb Ritts directed? She was beyond belief stunning!

You really got give it up for Paula Abdul... Boy this brings me back.

That’s adorable! I schlepped all the way to Hartford to sit in the fucking FRONT row for the Rythym Nation tour.. In your life....!!!! She is divine.

Heidi and I go to the same facialist.... Saw her there post treatment without a stitch of makeup- fucking stunning! Didn’t we all know that marriage was doomed after about the 6th vow renewal crap? Kiss of death I tell ga!

Monica!! Yes!!! Did you ever see the Esquire cover where she’s naked and covered in Caviar? Maybe circa 2001. Most gorgeous woman EVER! How she was married to that creepy looking Vincent Cassel.... And I’m a straight chick- having a lesbian moment,apparently.

Perhaps a Seame Street tribute? An homage to Big Bird?

Yes, but sometimes her face scares me.... There’s a weird woman/child thing going on.

What’s up that constipated Miss Hathaway hair-do? And I’m sorry, but that dress calls for boobs.

This is what heavily grossess you out?? Pretty low threshold I’d say. I am VERY old and still won’t call my bff’s parents - by their first names. I met them when I was 18 and have known them forever! It’s quite simply a sign of respect.

Nothing says pure joy like “The Carlton” I swear to you, whenI’m having a shitty day,I play the You Tube clip of Alfonso and Will on the Graham Norton show. You’re welcome.

No,it is the BEST! That homely girl who gets fucking Colin Firth!! The chubby girl and Hugh Grant? And Thomas was the most delightful kid- and his love interest- she was fabulous! You must have a cold,cruel heart:-)

I’m not so sure about that. Last year,he uprooted his family and moved across the country to basically live next door to the Afflecks. I miss seeing them at Barney Greengrass..sigh...