Please do not say Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson! Because, really? What would be the point of love after that? I’m kind of thinking Mr. And Mrs. Matt Damon... For three reasons:

She. No slut shaming here- just talking poor hygiene.

Is that Jared Fogle on her right?

That poor gyno! Those two must have some skanky privates.

The Alienist by Caleb Carr.