Actually it is you who are bad.

But who sold more shoes???

I enjoy this take, not because I think LeBron is as good, but because I know Jordan’s defenders have just started typing first drafts of their takedown comment and will be spending the better part of the week shouting at stray LeBron fans as if we were discussing something important, like a rainbow cake recipe.

Are we at the precipice where calling opinions “hot takes” is the new “hot take”? If not, surely we’re close?