That looks less like a grill and more like a half-chewed mouthful of froot loops. Ugh.

"chosen for their rarity and chocolate flavor"

I was coming here to say just that! This new Kinja is AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The apocalypse looks like the white of the Kinja preview.

"Nancy hurt herself. Julia hurt others."

Being a bully does not mean you deserve to be implicated as responsible for another person's suicide. Especially a family members. Especially a sibling's.

Ugh. You are not looking good here.

You know what? I really feel sorry for Julia Roberts in all this. It really sounds to me like her sister was a fuck-up. Maybe she was a smart person. Maybe she was a talented person. But it sounds like she never had it together emotionally and that she was her own worst enemy.

That's the most hockey I've watched in 25 years.

He's pretty.

All the Allen keys in the world could not fix that kid's smile/wave combo.

You know nothing.

Nice to see Jon Snow getting some time off from the Wall.

...or, put the cupcake liner in the cupcake pan, put the batter in the liner, put the pan in the oven and watch the magic as the batter expands and makes the liner round again.

This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

How'd she succeed in figure skating if she never learned to skate backwards?

Case and point:

now that you mention it, why bother cooking the eggs in the first place? #rocky #yabunchofpussies

(without loosing chunks of the egg)