Would you rather fight one regular cow or a herd of dwarf cows?

AND HE SAID!

Yeah, I’m not saying he’s not a big cow, but I think there’s some perspective shenanigans going on here.

“Do you speak-a my language?”

A herd of dwarf cows is equally impressive.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

United handled this situation horribly. They need to keep upping the amount offered until someone bites. From what I read they only went up to $800, which is nothing.

Not necessarily true. United is a common carrier and under FAA rules they can prevent you from boarding due to overbooking.

None. But walking off the flight would have been a good protest. Thing is, no one on that flight could afford to miss work today. That’s why there were no takers to be bumped to a Monday afternoon flight.

Who says they have the right to forcibly remove a paying customer from a flight to accommodate their employees travel? I’m not sure what right you’re referring to...

Now finally, something does not seem right with this man because repeating “just kill me” over and over again is not typically something a right minded individual would do. Which would also go towards explaining why he refused to leave in the first place.

You’re kidding right? So if they just decided you had to give up the seat that you paid for, planned your day/week/vacation/major life event around, showed up to the fucking airport and deal with security and lines, after all that, and they arbitrarily decide you’re the unlucky one who has to give up whatever their…

Pretty sure that they can’t decide not to serve you at 30,000 feet. At some point you are a passenger on their plane and they can’t kick you off.

Or the United employees could have taken a different flight.

I get that a business can refuse to serve anyone at anytime for any reason, but my issue is that they ruined his chances of getting home. If they alerted him at booking, or even the day before the flight, he could have found another airline willing to take him home. Getting back to your family and job on time is worth…

My dog’s daycamp doesn’t let unvaccinated dogs come to camp. Why shouldn’t you give your human kid the same consideration at a bare minimum? Their health is important and shouldn’t be jeopardized just because some people are anti-science. Sorry for the dog metaphor, but I don’t have kids so that’s all I’ve got.

I think my brother unfriended me and his wife outright blocked my daughter because they went anti-vax and ... I’m a rubella baby. I am NOT putting up with that shit.

I got rid of an anti vaxx friend by liking the "I Fucking Love Science" page on Facebook, and then liking a bunch of articles about homeopathy is bullshit. She unfriended me and that was the end of that! I did like her a lot, but hey it was her decision!

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers