The first meal my spouse "cooked" for me was a fish finger sandwich (fish sticks to you). It was gross. My stomach churned reading this article. He stole the fish fingers from his flatmate. It really bugs me that I am now Mrs Paul. (Thankfully he now does a great lamb roast ). http://www.mrspauls.com/crunchy-fish-s…

Well the obvious answer is ...kittens doh!

That's sad... our cats sunbaths with our squizzels

She's adding him/her to her friend list

I do love how rabies appears to honor the border between PNG and IrianJaya

Prancersize?

I totally AGREE. This and "How to break up with everyone's dignity intact. Because - real world.

They don't care about upskirt photos of Suri Cruise either. FB has some weird standards.

I bought one fancy bottle of olive oil in the pretty ceramic bottle. We refill this with the stuff from the gaint barrel from Costco.

Yep. You are the only one.

I'm kind of bummed that my daughters will never get to be flower girls at a wedding.I may be biased but they are photogenic and reasonably well behaved. Maybe we could lone them out for people who don't have any little girls in the family? I'm sure they would rock just about anything you would want them to wear,…

I read "Ratchet" and hear Rat Shit. I would consider getting one as a gift for a special someone if it actually said that.

My Christmas wish is for world peace and for Kanye & Kimmy to just motherflippin elope and move to Europe.

Oh yes, of course that is true. IF I lived only in Spain, for my entire life. Under a rock. But I didn't live under a rock. And not in one country. I lived in three of the english speaking countries with my senses fully functioning, where apple crumble, crisp and cobbler are a common desserts AND I ATE THEM. They…

In what world do you defend someone with the excuse that they write so "very properly" that they can't possibly be a native english speaker and then say it is a compliment?

What kind of a person doesn't gain any knowledge about where he or she lives ? I am curious about the world I live in which ...and about all 7 countries so far. The more you say... go back under your rock.

Really, NON-NATIVE? More proper than the situation calls for? - Gah- so sorry, I don't "dumb down" to do internet comments. Goat turds to both of you... get this into your pointy alien heads- I am a "she".

You are an idiot. It is pertinent to the fact that crumble is British, crisp American. Your belief that I am pretentious just because I haven't lived my entire life in a bubble speaks more about your insecurities than anything. You are not adding anything to the conversation...YOU should go clean your oven. If you…

and it would be delicious!

Well I am going to try it your way next time (aka tomorrow)!