So... Electric Avenue?

Ladies is your man too quiet? Does he not use twitter? Has he never called a diver a pedo or tried to start 5 companies at the same time? Then buy him Musk Envy! Thats right after a few sprays of Musk Envy he'll believe he can do no wrong and try to start new companies for EVERYTHING While insulting people trying to…

This may be the most severe case of “Musk-envy” I have ever seen!

“Milton has previously tweeted about trying to get verified and shared selfies on it.”

Never go full motard

I’m glad they went with HYPER for the graphics instead of MOTARD

The professor could have made one.

It’s not ugly... it’s not great... it’s really not much of anything visually. It doesn’t make a statement, it doesn’t directly copy some other design. It’s like a perfect amalgam of all EV crossover blob thingys.

To clarify: the Japanese CEO set an unrealistic target for the factory, and the local Japanese management came together with the blue collar union guys to try and meet the quota. The car that fell apart was hastily thrown together literally at the last second to hit the said quota, thus it wasn’t REALLY finished.

If you’re evil, do you really care about EULA’s anyways?

My wife says the same thing about me.

Time to play GUESS THE GENERIC CROSSOVER?!

and after 9 years you hear,”Please stay on the line, your call is important to us.”  oooo I’d be so steamed!!

It gets even crazier when you throw in time dilation at speeds approaching the speed of light. On a ship traveling at 99% the speed of light it would take 4.54 years to travel 4.5 light years, but the people on the ship would perceive it as only .64 years. To get even crazier than that, on a ship traveling at…

i don’t even mind the time difference. i’m just jealous of that distance. imagine finally getting to put 25 trillion miles between you and all of east texas

Well, for a human colony to exist say in Proxima Centauri right now, they would have been traveling away from Earth for the last 6300 years, and most likely trying not to kill each other over all the resentment and infighting built over hundreds of incestuous generations:

why do you think we never heard back from them??? they heard trump had just the slightest chance, and they immediately told the secretary to boot our calls straight to voicemail from now on. we got ghosted

Someone check goat, I think he had a stroke or got a new job naming cars. Either way Im worried. 

The problem is there is no fix for this broken pipe, at least not yet. All we CAN do is tape it up until we CAN fix it. We can’t let people go homeless because they’re out of work (or can’t run their own businesses) because they’re being locked down.