I’ve created this handy flowchart.....just to help with events this year

Careful now, I commented on how I wanted the Porsche logo off their old HQ in Reno just after the move to Atlanta and thought I was going to banned for it. That fucker was HUGE, you could have used it to roof a good sized home, but that would have defeated the whole purpose.

She can put me in parens any time she wants. 

They’re supposed to last 100k miles?

You added a face mask to your photo. Nice Touch. 

Thank you for reading!

It’s the premise of running a shady, short-term business or a monopoly (“we’re the phone company, fuck you”).

I have no follow up, just wanted to say I always enjoy your work!

A fun to try is enter “do a barrel roll” into Google’s search bar.

goat humor is the best

Lmao. Is that you, or your mom?

2 things. If they are taking decent precautions then good for them. I’m glad their are keeping the plant open. So there's now need to quarantine shame them.

This thing would be perfect for my daughter... You know, a safe, slow vehicle.. A good starter car.

Well, whattaya going to do... punk?

Rewarding bad behavior with publicity only encourages it. Until we stop blasting this kind of shit all over the internet, we will NEVER get rid of vertical video and the fucktards that shoot it. 

Yeah, not quite:

Wait. That’s considered high speed skateboarding???

Pair it with the lovely Lidar humps of course.

They can’t all buy the same car

Why did you do this to us? WHY.