OMG SOMEONE HELP QUICKLY! MY MIATA IS CHOKING!

Looks like a few passengers finally had enough and decided to just hang themselves mid-flight. I can respect that. I just hope they didn’t get charged extra. Goddamn low budget airlines.

How dare you, sir. That’s my kid.

What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk.

It’s true, as Tabitha will now demonstrate...

I like it. It reminds me of the Before Times.

Oh hell no. I’m writing my governor right fucking now. If Sweden thinks they can out-idiots us, they got another thing coming.

White Claw has a taste?

It’s a Lincoln Continental spare tire trunk bump photoshopped onto a Rivian SUV.

They should shut down the subway trains and let New Yorkers explore the tunnels on foot. People can pretend like they’re in the Hithaeglir caves between Eriador and Rhovanion, but instead of orcs and cave trolls they have to fight crackheads, bums and hookers.

No Miata backgrounds? You know, so you can Zoom Zoom on Zoom.

Could you imagine if they made a David Tracy simulator? The loot boxes would be filled with tetanus shots and WD-40.

You already have a Jeep though. Just go drive somewhere. Lol.

Hongqi, the brand name, translates to “Red Flag,” after the red flag of the Chinese communist party.

That’s a possibility. There is no vaccine as of yet for SARS or MERS, which are in the coronavirus family.

Thanks, I appreciate it.

Hi, it’s me, a random person from the greys. I just wanted to say that things definitely won’t be going back to normal for a while, and that’s ok. You’ll be ok.

It works great for someone in the middle of the 4th largest city in the US, so it must work great everywhere else? Come on. I’d bet you’ve never driven it beyond the Houston metro area.

Promise me when you do buy it you pay with dollar bills by sliding them under the windshield wipers.