I like his redesign. Much better.

Aww the middle child is feeling left out. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

VERY CHONK. MUCH THICC.

And now I’m pricing slow motion cameras on Amazon. I hope you’re happy.

A whole channel dedicated to slow motion and see-thru machines? Ugh, sure, I didn’t have plans for the next 5 hours or anything.

Ford flew a bunch of journalists, including me, out to LA to check out the new 2020 Ford Mustang Mach-E that was making its world debut.

I feel the same. Some point about halfway through The Force Awakens I had the disappointing realization that I was watching a shiny remake of A New Hope.

You’re an ugly car.

M.. Maybe..wait what was the question?

“Just walk away. Give me the charger cord and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage to Inglewood and Santa Monica.”

How dare you. It’s Friar Torch.

So....the kids don’t all die? Sorry, I can’t get behind this.

THANK GOD I read this post before buying the McLaren. You sir, just saved me $1.64 million dollars. I’m sending you a gift card to Texas Roadhouse. Ok, technically I’m re-gifting it to you. Try the steak.

Above 70 mph, though, the video recommends a helmet.

Who are these people? Do you hear them saying this a lot?

I vote yes, but only if they’re googly.

Tentacle charger or GTFO.

Plot twist, that’s not snow.

Jason, have you seen this Porsche Star Wars ship yet? Not sure how I feel about it. I’m not getting a strong Porsche vibe from it. Heck, I’m not even getting a strong Star Wars vibe either, although it does look cool.

Those are grille pills.