And since electric cars sound like the best version of a Star Wars speeder bike

Hyperloop, hyperloop, hype! Doh!

At those speeds it better not.

“And Hyperloop is sucking a lot of the oxygen out of the room.”

People can get nuts with Mustangs, man.

Damn, they manage to wreck even while being towed on a car carrier. I can’t even be mad at that. Impressive.

Wait, what?
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Oh sweet jezus my eyes! It hurts! >.<
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No means no.

I can do it under three. Someone get me a lightning rod, 200 yards of steel cable, and a clock tower. Should be good for, oh say 1.21 Jigawatts... whatever that is.

He’s talking about me, Pat. I do that all the time.

Why? What did you do? I’m always curious to know what I can get away with.

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Kristen’s Eleven.

Instead? Who do you think commissioned this heist?

No. They belong to the land now.

Screens to the left of me!
Screens to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with CUE.

It looks like a tongue that was stung by a bee that had shellfish allergies, then redesigned by a balloon animal artist.

Good idea for the wedding registry.

An electric fire truck in a state with thousands of raging wildfires and widespread electric grid blackouts? Yes you’re right, that is adorable.

Well I haven’t yet actually. Still trying to think of a way to break it to her gently. I’ve already contacted my lawyer.