Sounds like the used car buyer wins in both cases. I guess the moral is to buy used.

I ♥ NY but NY don’t ♥ me back. :(

Alright, alright. I’ll take a taxi instead. Sheesh.

True, but on the other hand upper market cars tend to depreciate pretty fast and somebody has to take that hit. Thanks, numb nuts!

Yeah. You’re probably right.

Pretty good. Would be better with a slide whistle tho.

You’d prefer they suffer from blunt force trauma instead? That’s inhumane, Fred.

Pete Buttigieg, a man

Why is your girlfriend thinking about other guy’s dicks?

Extra weird-romance points if his “Rose” is dead (which she would be), and the girl he falls in love with is her great-great-grand-daughter.

Quick thinking Pootin that fire out.

Lol.

Bahaha there’s no way this is real. Is it? Haha!

Going by the house they’re in, her “A Peleton!?” reaction was probably her way of saying “You only spent $2,000 on me? What are we, farmers!? Cheap ass.”

I’m inclined to agree. Looks like a grumpy cat now.

We use it all the time, me and my vestigial twin. His name is Gary.

Instructions unclear. Exposed self to neighbors; cops at front door.

Step 1: Watch The Rockford Files.
Step 2: Do it.
Step 3:

Pictures of your race cat or it didn’t happen.

I dunno, based on that recent UN report on climate change, maybe Tesla didn’t go far enough. What I’m saying is make an AMPHIBIOUS version of this truck and take my money!