Amen.

Gives new meaning to “ran when parked”.

Why Did Tyrrell Put Six Wheels On Their Formula One Car?

Yeah it looks like the headings were supposed to be “Average Miles Driven Per Year” and then “TOTAL Miles Over 10 Years”, which isn’t really needed.

Pretty much this. A lot of Corvettes are bought as second (or third, fourth, etc) cars. You’re not going to rack up a lot of miles on something that isn’t your primary mode of transportation.

The side profile looks like one of those alien creatures from Pitch Black.

Column 4 in your table, “Miles Driven Per Year”, seems to be inflated by a factor of 10. Or maybe I’m just not reading it correctly?

They go into cardi-yak arrest.

I was making a pun. A bad one. Bologna...”below knee”...never mind.

I had a feeling these airbags were useless bologna. Above knee is a different matter.

It seems a lot simpler to just use one of those windshield shades if you’re going to park in the sun.

Or the button could squirt water at the driver. It works with cats.

Jeez and all this time I thought it was “Save the Manuels”.

Yeehaw!

Congrats!

That’s dope.

Spirit Airlines? They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into...

“I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Bavaria, command you to buy an Audi!”

Lord knows mine should.