That’s the best thing about Marxopolik, I don’t *have to* try harder. :D

Welcome to Marxopolik. You’ll discuss what we tell you to discuss and you’ll like it.

No worries. I couldn’t make the joke work anyway. lol

Wait, I’m not done yet.

Ferrari is so hot right now.

Why do you hate David?

Every state gets ripped on. Don’t take it personally. And don’t act like Texans don’t talk shit about other states because you know you do.

Neh. Ever since the XP-38 came out, they just aren’t in demand.

Is that a desert planet or a dessert planet? Because I know which one I’d rather visit.

Its ok. But it’s no Mercedes, mister!

Cut off their supply of ranch dressing. They won’t last a week.

Winston!! Noooo!!

California’s high-speed rail project turned out different than I expected.

2020 Prius Prime Gets Fifth Seat, Which It Had Been Missing Apparently

It would be the perfect second car to your Caddy.

They really are sweethearts. Mine is a 9 year old ridgeback and (I think) lab mix that I adopted when she was a 25 lb pup. At the time, I asked the lady at the shelter how big she thought she would get when full grown. She said, “oh...maybe fourty-five pounds.”

Ridgeback!