...men get fat and it is considered sexy...

Maybe Ford could use it for something.

It’s times like these when I truly appreciate just how beautiful the E38 was. Is. Wis.

And the steering wheel still looks like a blood-crazed-robo-bear.

Yep.

I’ve wondered the same thing about people who buy $100k+ watches. Yes, you can use it as a normal watch but I’d be too nervous of scratching it, or worse yet, being mugged over it. So the watch would probably never leave my house.

That being said, we are all probably guilty of buying stuff that we will never use for…

Ahh, when was the last time the car tasted the sweet, sweet intake air rammed into its plenums at top speed, the squeal of the tires pushed to the limit and the warm glow of brakes at operating temperature emanating through the wheel wells.

Pfft. Why drive a Comet or a Meteor when you could drive a Galaxie?

I swear I’ve seen commercials warning you not to drive while on Salomondrin.

We are stardust.

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

...much like how the new 3 Series is as big as a 7 Series used to be.

It’s the Dodge Challenger Hellmat RS.

I’m getting the feeling that it’s important to you that I get the appeal.

Nope. Still don’t get it.

Yep. I would imagine that reliability is very important to the type of person that plans on keeping a vehicle for 15 years. A lot of it comes down to maintenance as well. If you’re going to keep it long-term, then you’re going to take better care of it likely.

I even get the appeal of a Supra.

The Highlander takes the top spot because obviously there can be only one.

Exactly. It’s the “why buy a new appliance if this one still works” mentality.