You’ll get paid in duct tape which is basically the same thing as Yugo parts.

THAT’S NOT TRUE! THAT’S IMPOSSI...oh wait that is true.

I don’t think the Range Rover got stuck so much as it decided to just break at the worst possible moment. Oh well, keep calm and carry on I suppose.

And if Tesla wins, somehow, we can have a rematch:

Oh, fudge.

Wait, you can get Jalopnik to open on your smartphone? Mine would always crash after the website was 92% loaded and the 37th ad tried to render.

It’s just a friendly neighborhood spider, man.

I believe it. A single tangerine is responsible for our current trade war.

The trick to overcoming OCD is

Damn. Modern cars are so boring looking. I assume that was the point of this S60 re-shoot.

Right, I just bought hot dogs in a pack of twelve. But nobody sells just twelve tires. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the tire company and decided to rip off the Venezuelan public. Because they think the Venezuelan public is a bunch of…

Yeah that’s a fair point. I dunno, maybe it’s because people are getting fatter.

Could be. In any case, BMW hasn’t abandoned small cars and they are currently offering an alternative that’s very close to the dimensions of the old 3 Series. It just happens to have a different name, the 2 Series. I’d call that a win for small car enthusiasts.

Ironically, they’ve become larger because of modern technology. Blame the gadgets and various safety innovations.

It seems to me that the 2 Series is the new (old) 3 Series.

I never said that you should hold back. I’m saying he shouldn’t listen.

What can I say...’tis the season. ;)

David, some people are going to give you a hard time about the shit bucket that you have there. Yes, it is a shit bucket - not even a particularly good shit bucket since an actual literal shit bucket would have fewer holes in it...

It’s not the size that counts. Or so I’ve been told.

No wonder they want to destroy our democracy. Not that I condone it. But at least I understand it now.