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Exactly. And those were stunt drivers who at least took some precautions (but mostly didn’t). This reminds me of that Raptor jump video where they land really hard. I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy has back pain for the rest of his life. Sweet jump though!

Also the driver him/herself is unscathed in the movie. But in reality a landing like that would likely fuck up your body pretty bad, especially without stunt safety gear.

Tap a Pinto? Explosion.

The world may never know.

Not to be confused with Late State Jalopitalism, which is begging corporations to build brown diesel manual wagons with no intent of buying them new.

When did $kay get a pilot’s license?

I feel bad enough on Monday. How about a ‘Tremendous Car Tuesday’ to help pick things up?

And why always the fighting?

Revolt.

I must be drunk because I’m seeing double...

You really think it’s going to take that long?

You’ve seen all the 2020 Jeep Gladiator’s sheetmetal. It’s pretty.

That is simultaneously the cutest and saddest picture I’ve ever seen.

Aside from the yellow bananas it’s not that bad. I kind of like the orange actually. Is it weird that I’m way more interested in that sweet-looking bridge than the car itself?

It’s a working phone. That’s worth at least a ball of yarn.

I think you should retain it.

POO, SEX and ASS are excluded in Kansas? What else is there to do there?

Ten percent of this article was written with Autopilot.

It kind of looks like the panther in your profile image.

You can drive cattle, you can drive cars.