goat7
son of a motherless goat (PSA: wash your hooves)
goat7

That’s right. You wanna make an omelet you gotta break some eggs. So...

I’d like to opt-out now please. How do I do that?

Yeah that thing is a certified death trap.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but how short are you?

Looks like he could use a Torontow truck.

Yes. Maybe you’re not aware but the scoops/pins/vents on that Mustang are fake. They’re non-functional. They do nothing.

Oh I get it... the hood pins and fake air scoops... it’s pretending to be a performance car for Halloween.

This is going on your permanent record, bud.

None. They had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction.

My preferred method of killing spiders is spending so long picking out which book I don’t mind getting bug guts all over that the offending insect escapes...

Is this some kind of flexible-skinned active aerodynamics on the back?

A different word comes to my mind.

Maybe he’s a cat burglar. I got nothing.

Icelandic is “muff muff muff muff muff muff”. It must be freezing....or ....something else?

And it appears two more heated cup holders.

- BMW owners’ reaction to article

MAKE AMERICA MALAISE AGAIN!

It looks like a fiddler.