So it was the wrong Guy?

You still can’t see out of it, but at least other people will see you coming from two and a half miles away.

I typically just offer them a pat on the head and a brisk belly rub while saying “who’s a good pilot, you are yes you are”, but I guess I can see the appeal of doing it your way too.

Hmm. That’s a crap pun.

God I’m so tired of this “all Midwesterners are cannibals” stereotype.

If you get lost just remember to follow the sun...unless it’s after noon in which case RUN AWAY FROM THE SUN!

All right that was just mean. I’m going back to playing Forza. Shit, I don’t own an Xbox. Back to air-shifting and making engine noises with my mouth. Jerk.

Minivans aren’t supposed to be exciting, Jason.

Do you want Buick to hunt you down and murder you? They’re probably listening to our conversation right now. Shit! I mean, WRONG NUMBER! WHO IS THIS? *CLICK*

Oh, I’ll go near it. Won’t touch it probably. Definitely won’t buy it. But I’ll go right up to it and look it all the fuck over and you can’t stop me!

Porsche’s 2019 Panamera GTS Has All The Features You Actually Want and None of the Ones You Don’t

David Tracy jokes...

Sooo $kay, whatcha been up to since retiring from COTD? Oh, I uh....I...I’m gonna go now. *slowly backs out of room*

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The Mantis is a bonkers design and appropriately named, IMO. Interesting that the shifter knob is located to the right of the driver (outboard) instead of the usual mid-position — I don’t understand that.

It had nothing to do with the guest being qualified - it’s not like it was her responsibility to keep an accurate lap count. She was told to wave the flag at that exact moment, so she waved it. The mess up came from the local official.

Toyota don’t care.

If any car could survive being grounded to the ground, it’s a Toyota.