But why are people on Jalopnik so up in arms about a little hooning? He did it unsafely...

Congrats on the successful wiener surgery! Never thought I’d type that on Jezebel. Or anywhere really.

You forgot the first rule of Italian driving.

I tried searching for a Ferrari with Fire Chief livery and couldn’t find one. They all must have burned down before a picture could be taken.

You know the old saying, “woulda, coulda, supra”.

Kind of impressive actually. That’s a Category 2-proof shed on the Saffir-Simpson scale.

Heh, maybe they should design cars for old people then. The kids will love it!

It doesn’t and it won’t.

Put the Harry Potter DVD set back in the box. We’re going to watch Con Air on loop and then we’re going to take over the plane, redirect it to Vegas, watch Passenger 57, and when we get there everybody bet on black.

Apparently everyone has had it with that motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane movie.

y’all are gonna be so mad when st peter says you need to be able to rev your engine to 7000 to get into heaven.

Yeah I got it. I think maybe you’re taking my reply a little too seriously?

No. They die.

If you like time travelling subjects I highly recommend a 2004 film called Primer. It’s an independent film and very low-budget but it’s definitely a “thinking” type of movie.

Step 1: Become rich.