goat7
son of a motherless goat (PSA: wash your hooves)
goat7

I’ve said this a thousand times, we need confetti cannons in the middle of roundabouts. No, it wouldn’t have prevented this situation from happening but it might have made a terrifying experience just a little more festive.

BTW in the vast majority of the world and America it’s perfectly fine if I ask her to sign my penis too.

Oh God, the grille design has spread to the side windows.

Call me a nut, but I kind of like the Bolt.

...the family plans to use the car as a generator...

Somewhere between “fuck you money” and “more money than God”.

“Boy. No surprises there.”

A Shootout Between the BMW M5 Competition and the Dodge Demon Goes Down Exactly As You’d Expect

nudity??

Hey Bud (I assume your name is Bud), we’re all really fucking tired of your goddamn Beetle game. Ya hear? YA HEAR?

I’ve always found it difficult to predict where BMW’s are going next.

I certainly don’t want that to happen. But the way the legal system is set up now is fucking ridiculous and we need a better solution. If “loser pays” isn’t it, then I’d love to hear a better suggestion.

I don’t want a legal system that neglects poor people. I also don’t want one that allows people to bully others into a quick settlement just because it’s cheaper than the cost of defending against a frivolous charge in court. Surely we can do better and figure out some middle ground.

The Detroit City Council needs to grow a backbone, march into the head office of Ford, and DEMAND...

...that they accept a $94 million dollar tax break instead of $104 million. Or the deal is off!

And this is why we need a “loser pays” system in this country.

That’s complete nonsense. Nobody is paying sticker for an Explorer.

You’re technically correct that Corvette is not a brand. But it may as well be. The only place you notice the Chevrolet bow tie is within the Corvette racing flags logo and you almost need a magnifying glass to see it.

Buick is the most “nautically aligned” of GM’s brands, said Bob Boniface...

And in pieces.

That’s right! It could always be worse, David.