LFA Art Car

This’ll look nice in my condo.

Wait for it...wait for it.

I’m confused. Is this not courgette?

At least he didn’t mount it above the fireplace. I fucking hate it when people do that.

My God it’s beautiful.

At least it’s not a turtle.

hmell yeah sit’s great i’m drudnk right now. i love yjou guys

Like if you’re driving through thick brush. That sounds like a reasonable explanation.

Something I’ve always wondered, why is the grille area recessed on these? I’m betting there’s some functional reason but I just can’t think of one at the moment. Maybe for a huge-ass winch? A place for the mother in law to sit?

The F250 headlights look like a couple of unused staples, Lexus grilles look like the chrome metal part on those binder paper clip things, and now the Q3 looks like a staple remover.

Couple? I counted three.

Yeah, technology has changed. Modern performance cars are way more advanced and more capable than the rolling ox carts from the 60's. I don’t think it’s unreasonable that they cost more too.

Yes but not much comedic value there.

It appears to be a transformer, so yes.

Bed bugs? I just want to remind you all of what transoceanic travel was like 100 years ago.

“He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was coming up the road. Mike Manley!”

Star Trek is super inconsistent with the capabilities and limitations of the transporter technology. We know they can store “patterns” in the memory buffer almost indefinitely - this is the basis for the replicator technology being able to create a chocolate cake, Romulan Ale, or whatever. So then why is this same…

Immediately, I ordered the driver to pull over, had my guards haul him away and locked him up in the tiny, dingy underground room I keep for people who ask stupid questions and serve my dinner too cold.

Great. Jesse will have to overnight parts from Japan and Germany now.