It’s weird in a way that upon first glance your brain simply accepts that this thing exists naturally, but in the very next second it utters, “wait wut”. Sorta like those animal mashups that totally work.

Damn rhino [grille] horn poachers. At least this poor fella survived (kinda).

One thing’s for sure, that’s not one of the big Corellian ships. Looks more like a local bulk cruiser.

It’s an automated car parking tower. But I like to think of it as a toy car vending machine for giants.

“Just what do you think you are doing, Dave?”

That’s a good looking fish.

Maybe integrate the camera into the fender or inside the corner lights facing backwards. That would greatly reduce or possibly even eliminate the blind spots completely.

I understand the definition of geosynchronous. It was the “around the moon” part that I didn’t get.

Yeah, me too. “Geosynchronous” means orbiting the Earth. Much questions. Many huhs.

Now What?

Where did the bad robot touch you?

The car itself weighs just under 3,000 pounds...

I’m sure I’m not the first person to say this, but you’ve ruined anal for me, Michael Harriot.

Hi Jason. First time caller, long time listener. The Meh Car Monday series is great and I hope it continues for many moons to come! But when the day arrives when we’ve reached the end of meh-ness and there’s no more mehs-to-give, I would love to have a meh-off where we vote for the meh-est car that you’ve reviewed…

I dunno, WebMD says here that green poop is norm...wait no it’s cancer.

Dammit I still haven’t finished paying off my avocado toast loans and now you show me this??!!

What you wrote:

Whatever the writers needed it to do that week. ;)

Sounds like she lived the best life.

That escalated quickly.