So this was Rail Force One.

Is China really the largest economy? I mean, I knew they would be eventually. I just didn’t realize that it had already happened.

It’s still better than a dresser drawer, or nothing at all, don’t you think?

Sure, that’ll work. I mean, I’d rather you donate to my aircooled Porsche 911 GoFundMe account, but yeah, a dot is good too.

Shit, sorry my Rad Lock button was stuck.

Rad rad rad rad, rad rad. Rad rad rad rad rad rad. RAD! Rad rad rad rad rad rad rad rad rad? Raaaaaaaaaad.

I always carry my diplomatic immunity badge. Just remember to be smug. Smug sells it.

You can shit in robot cars now? Hot damn, we really are living in the future!

Well color me surprised.

The face of a woman who just realized she’s about to utter the words, “sir, I’m going to have to ask you to please put on some pants or leave the premises.”

I’ve heard this about Doug but assumed it was just a clever innuendo.

If those are our only two choices, then yes, I suppose I would have to agree.

“His boy Elroy...”

Nope. Nope. Nope. Fuck that. Nope.

I think you’ll need at least two other senior officers using the following codes:

I dunno but I’m looking forward to America’s first self-driving police chase video.

I’d love to see the surge pricing on that ride.

Guess I’d rather be in one than in front of one.

Man Steals Neighbor’s Underwear, Leads Police On Brief Chase

Sorry, I didn’t mean to go all cuckoo there. I guess I could use a timeout.