The Jeep Wrangler JL’s ‘Donut’ Half-Doors Are Not Actually Happening

Oh boy, do I have the perfect VW-powered car for you...

Nice. Rollex?

I like to keep mine out front.

I remember Jill Wagner. Mmmm. Jill Wagner.

Mustang’s Law: Anything that can be crashed into, will be crashed into.

You’re thinking of Pat Tillman.

Jeez, all he needed was a college baseball team.

Neh, the future of commercial travel is rockets. Big Fucking Rockets.

What does Bill Paxton have to do with this?

That’s what wallets are for, my friend.

Yeah I bet it’s real boxy...

I used to be against this technology. Then I remembered that I share the road with window lickers.

Have you ever met people?

The Raptor is the same width as a Hummer H1. Craziness, I tell ya.

Hot take: That stigma will never go away completely. Our great great grandchildren will still regard the 2118 Cadillac as an “autonomous flying car for old people”.

I’m pretty sure he’s referring to Prince Motor Company.

Yay!

I forgot this thing even existed. Meh.