Ha! It’s funny because it’s true!

Too soon.

Oh buoy, that shore is a ship load of boats.

So it’s exactly like driving in a Florida retirement community.

Not a fan of punctuation, I see..

...and, thankfully, doesn’t specify cash-only.

And the other logo is for Alfa repair costs which will eat you alive.

Could be a sensor I suppose, but according to the giulia forum it’s a separate caliper for the electronic parking brake.
http://www.giuliaforums.com/forum/610-brakes-suspension/1489-what-s-two-calipers-each-rear-wheel.html

Do the rear brakes have dual calipers?

I was anti-bumper sticker before, but now, hmm....I think I may just have to get this one custom made.

So did he drive it like an idiot or a maniac?

It’s whichever story will net them the biggest commission.

I had the same thought. I’m interested in the design of the trigger mechanism on these bombs specifically. That’s quite impressive.

WTH. I’ve been waiting for these nipples to load for like an hour now.

Yep lots of 11/10 and 12/10 dogs maybe even a few 13/10.

It sorta looks like a 2nd gen Viper GTS.

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Narwhal song.

Annnnd now it’s stuck in my head too. Thank. You. So. Much.

That’s not even remotely funny.