“Psst. Hey, Carl. Why are we wearing parachutes again?”

Well there were pics but they’ve mysteriously vanished. Come to think of it, so has the photographer. You know what I shouldn’t even be talking about this. I mean who is this? WRONG NUMBER!!!

Lately I’ve been thinking about doing something like this for my dad. He used to own a ‘72 Super Beetle.

About time! I can’t tell you how much it was stressing me out that I wasn’t allowed to take my emotional support falcon with me on trips!

Ah thanks! So it’s illegal if professionals assemble it overseas but perfectly fine if you put it together yourself in your own garage from boxes of shipped parts. Our laws are fascinating sometimes.

He mentions that in the article.

The states with the largest populations and the largest number of pickup trucks are found to have the highest number of tailgate thefts? No way.

These are machines using 1940s or 1950s technology (save for fuel injection). Why in god’s name do the expect me to pay $20,000 for a product they have been stamping out like cookie cutter works for generations. And then expect me to pay extra on top to customize it.

Yeah neat but where can I buy a chocolate mint flavored counter top??? I wanna bite it.

Prepare for Buick’s brilliant new ad campaign... “That’s not a wagon”.

Not around here at least.

I would not be embarrassed to buy one of these. I also would not be happy to buy one of these.

Maybe you could use a pair of these.

How many of these can you stow in the 2019 Ram 1500?

David, could you please demonstrate how the Active-Tuned Mass Module works?

A Wrangler with a glandular problem.

I was thinking more “IT”.

Ooooo, ambiance.

Me two.

We’ve become too dependent on the federal teet.