HUD ALL THE THINGS!!!1!!i!!

Haha in Russia car...drives....you.

Wouldn’t be a Yugo anymore. It would be a Yugone.

This is the National Valet Olympics we deserve.

That feels like a good metaphor for how things went in the US this year.

I thought their sandwiches were the same in every city?

They should stack up the wrecked cars on their lawn like bloody heads on a spike as a ruthless and savage example to outsiders.

Asymmetrical hood vents??? Oh hai.

Done well, there should be minimal spillage, and no dangerous shards of glass in anyone’s drink.

A sentence I never thought I would write: The Jeep Renegade looks much better.

If I don’t have money to pay for an ad-free taxi ride what makes them think I have money to buy shit at their store?

GM sends hentai. Or vettai? I don’t know what I’m saying.

Jeez, just do what every other normal town does. Put up a sign and a circus clown.

Meh...

I know nothing about the China Securities Regulatory Commission and very little about China in general but this is how I imagine this whole thing going down for Jia.

According to ancient legend it will turn into one of these...

That thing is a total beaver magnet.

K.