I got it. Lol.

YOU’RE a clever girl, McMike! +1

You’re lucky to be alive.

You know, I was going to make some clever little quip about how David should probably buy a Jeep firetruck next - but then I started looking at google images of said Jeep firetrucks and suddenly realized that he ABSOLUTELY SHOULD BUY A JEEP FIRETRUCK NOW!

Also: octopus corn dogs.

Thank you sir, but I could never fill $kay’s shoes... or boots for that matter. Nobody does COTD gifts like she can!

Hey $kay, you can borrow mine. Her name is Penny and she doesn’t mind getting pinched.

Perhaps Elon can find new ways to motivate them.

...which involves continuous web surfing at 150 nits of screen brightness.

Well Alanis when it comes to songs you, you, you oughta know.

A young Brian Williams?

It’s Jeepception!

Mecanum wheels.

One of the best things about this site is I never have to write out my own pedantic thoughts because someone else probably already did it before me and that means I don’t have to look like a jerk after all.

We were looking for sedans. Not sands.

That’s a shame. I was looking forward to playfully asking her if she comes with the car.

At first I though he must be crazy. But no, he’s definitely got a full deck.

Pirating is addictive. I’m not surprised he got hooked.

A View To A Kill.