Aston Martins are one of the few cars that definitely do not need a beautiful half-naked woman in the photo to become more appealing.

Just walk away, eh. Give me your season hockey tickets, maple syrup, Crown Royal, and the Tim Hortons, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away, ya hosers.

I always wondered what the Canadian version of Mad Max would look like.

Aston Martin isn’t dumb. The “Tom Brady Signature Edition Aston Martin” is very dumb.

Congrats! I’m sure Tom Brady would have laughed at your joke whether he got it or not.

Jump? Yes. Land? No.

In either case, many poo’s will shoot out of your ani.

They should name these Montezuma’s Speedbumps because you’ll probably shit yourself after running over one.

I’ve heard of these. It’s a homing falcon.

Way sooner than that...

Where were you Wednesday morning?

I dunno. Looks sketchy.

You know, because he was in that movie and he said that line...

Longer and stronger.

CGI department nailed it. I’m like...

Bro that Stang looks sick!

Oh I didn’t know he was friends with Curious George. I take it all back.

She did.

Whatever. Woodpeckers are assholes.