Yeah, we also call all soda “Coke”, even if it’s actually Pepsi, Sprite or Dr. Pepper. And don’t get me started on “hot water heaters”.

Your brake tag will expire next month. Don’t forget.

He’s definitely not listening to La Roux, although they do have the same taste in cars.

Truth.

Pretty sure that’s a hole in the water into which you throw money, dude.

They owe you a 10 second car.

This picture reminds me of the beginning of “Jurassic World” when the dimwitted park guests are all laughing and gawking at the dinos and have no clue about the imminent danger they’re actually in.

Feeeed meeee.

Yes. Lol. Yes I do.

Yes, lower. As in, “how tall is that purple roofline”?

Longer length-wise. Shorter height-wise measured from the ground to the top of the roof.

Yeah, I just look up the specs for the 720S - it is 2 inches wider, 2 inches longer, and 1.5 inches shorter than a C7 Corvette.

Holy crap that thing is tiny. Or is that blue car huge?

“Hey Dad you must have jumped this thing about 50 yards!”

“Nah that’s nothing to be proud of Rusty....”

Their not that bad, your such a a smartass.

You think to yourself, what good luck
If the pennies, are all heads up

But if it becomes, a lame duck
You may instead, feel like a schmuck

But they will buy you a mean calzone.

Sounds like you could use a new Soul.

They say a lock does little more than keep an honest man honest. Still, I suppose I’d rather have a lock than nothing at all.