Not long. I bought one years ago and if I remember correctly they last for around 10 minutes of flight time. But they recharge fast too, in like 20 minutes I think.

Yeah, they appear to be brushing her off.

Jon Stewart has really aged a lot in 19 years. Not that it matters. Miss you, Jon. Come back, we need you.

I regret nothing.

Maybe you can take a defensive typing course.

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

You don’t have commenter insurance? Oh wow.

We are a musical people.

That would be a hell of a lot of effort to put in for insurance fraud. And to think that the stunt probably took the life of one of America’s last inline-sixes—I can’t bear the thought of it. I might cry.

Was it my accent that gave me away?

Hey that car is more expensive than my house! So is that one! And that one! And that one! And that one!

Is a ramp too easy for him? A car elevator seems like a complex and expensive solution to a simple problem.

You insensitive bastard. Have a star.

No wonder my new dishwasher didn’t show up this morning.

Doesn’t this dog know not to wear a black coat in summer?

It’s so dangerous to be that close. The Ferrari could burst into flames at any moment.

*shudders*

I’m distrustful of penguins.

No valet? But who’s going to take my friend’s dad’s 1961 Ferrari 250GT out for a joy ride whilst I go to the top of the Sears Tower, visit the stock market and the Museum of Art, have lunch at Chez Quiz pretending to be the sausage king of Chicago, catch a Cubs game, and lastly, lip sink “Danke Schoen” in a downtown…