This COTD was simultaneously hilarious and lame.

Anti-vagrancy device to prevent the homeless from sleeping there. Some cities use wavy benches; subtler approach with the same goal.

Ok I’m just putting this out there. What if this time, instead of a Beetle, Herbie is a vengeful Ford Explorer owned by a pregnant woman...

That. Is. Awesome. 10/10 Would eat.

It says that hard work by itself isn’t enough. You need to work smarter.

It’s only offensive in AINROFILAC though.

We need somebody on this. PEDANTIC PATROL ASSEMBLE!

Elevators might be the safest form of transportation if we’re being “that guy”.

I didn’t mean it like that.

I was down, but $kay gets me up again.

They told her she would need to change flights, she just didnt know it’s after you land in Dallas.

Oh give her a break, modern technology is really complex. I can’t even make heads or tails out of it sometimes.

Yeah, this...

Nuh uh! I ain’t payin’ 18¢ more for my taco dammit!

Except with a car he can go anywhere he wants now. This means he can search for better employment opportunities beyond the 3-mile bubble around his home.

Depends on the route. I don’t know how bike-friendly Rockwall is. Also, he can now use the car to go...well anywhere he wants. It opens up lots more employment and education opportunities for him.

They should have used The Rock, my grandma (love you Nana), and a retired circus clown. Wait, nevermind clowns scare the shit out of me.

I’m not sure if I’m excited or scared.

It’s Fancy Kristen you unsorted pleb.