I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.

That’s already one too many. Stick to sports.

No problem!

How ‘bout a nize greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

If you’d read any of the linked articles, you’d have found an answer to your question about independent contractors vs. employees (I guess lunch breaks are short at the Cato Institute). It comes down to the question of whether Uber is a taxi service that employs drivers, or a tech platform that connects “workers” with…

He might even be a beaker! Or, dare I say it, an Erlenmeyer flask?

Eh, I see Mussina and Schilling as having similar HOF credentials for different reasons. Mussina is really hurt by never being a “great” pitcher. I think he never finished better than 3rd for Cy Young, and had a pretty mediocre ERA for a HOF candidate.

I have lived in the South and North and I have noticed a generalized difference between whites. In the South, a lot of white folks will be so nice and welcoming but would say the most racist things ever behind my back. But to my face it was all smiles and they were quite helpful. In the North, a lot of white folks…

You know, Mingus enthusiasts tend to talk about it as a disaster, but for messy-but-ambitious Mingus records I prefer his Town Hall concert over The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady.

I’m excited to understand that entire sentence.

I’m so hoping Daenerys goes all Aegon The Conqueror to Cersei in the Red Keep ala Black Harren at Harrenhal.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

NO BUT I’M AN ADULT AND I WANT IT!!! MY POLITICAL CANDIDATE LOST IN A SHADY WAY AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS IN POLITICS SO… WAH!

Let’s do the math.

50m/(2.1m/sec) = 23.8095 sec
50m/(1.9m/sec) = 26.3157 sec

Total for 100M (with a 0.1 m/sec current) = 50.1252 sec.

Adults who didn’t binge drink never understood the point.

Ignoring the rest of your nonsense, you do realize children don't educate themselves, right? If you have a problem with the education system in this country, the people who deserve the blame are the previous generations who let it fall to shameless.

Half the world thinks evolution is a myth. Many people can be very wrong.

That's the thing about those "studies," though: they aren't opinions.

You are a moron because (1) he clearly states that he has children and (2) committing assault and battery against a child should be no more up to the individual than committing assault and battery against an adult.

YupTwins:
You clearly don't have kids.