Not the fastest, Nor most expensive, But the Prettiest.

Detroit Diesel 8V92TA:

God I love what turbos can do to anything. You set something on fire next to a turbo, and it doesn't run away, it gets excited.

Considering this thing was rolling without ABS until it was illegal to do so...

I could see this soldiering on bravely for a few more years

^That mentality explains a lot of my early relationships.

Right!? Right!

"That girl is a complete ______, but I can't get over how good looking that girl is!"

Nailed it.

might depend on what you mean by snow then, cause where I live this is a snow plow.

You didn't say "insert".

Yeah, same here - raked the snow off the roof. Which was fun with 4'-5' of snow around the house. And discovered that I can't use the monitor heater in my garage because the intake/exhaust is buried in a 6' snowdrift. Sigh.

12/10 would hoon

I think it would look good in baby shit brown.

Hell, I'll take it in hot pink with headlight eyelashes (and I LOATHE headlight eyelashes). I want this thing BAD.

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My other counter point is called Z4M. This could last a while!

Quite frankly I think I would DD the Z4M! Because of the fuel economy, of course!

The constructor -

About the only realistic application for that thing would be anchoring it next to an uninhabited monkey-filled island and declaring your own country.

*Checks Jalopnik*