Ford,

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Focus…

The Jeep Cherokee XJ and I say "whatever dude."

Actually, I kind of care. The world's fastest sedan isn't a BMW M or an AMG or a twin turbo Bentley or a Maserati. It's a Dodge.

According to Dodge (in a recent Autoweek) the Charger is faster in a straight line. Better aerodynamics at high speed and better weight distribution for acceleration. I'd be happy with either one. Both have their perks.

Nope. But I still want the Challenger a lot. A LOT.

No pelicans in sight.

Oh good, that means I can ad "professional driver" to my resume.

Trick question. The answer is all of them, given enough time.

Already done. Behold the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust

10 seconds later...

This.

...I think the real story here is that the 2015 F-150 weighs less than a Dodge Challenger.

It's pronounced, "Mericaaa"

Zero

Damn right there is.